it with all you loyal Shangbert readers.
A Chinese farmer is walking through his fields when he notices a
backpacker drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Farmer yells out, " 别喝! 牛有大便在水里!"
("Don't drink! The cows have shit in the water!")
The Man shouts back, " I'm an American! I don't understand Chinese.
Speak English !! "
So the Farmer says, " Use both hands! You'll get more! "

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