My Gift to Shangbert Readers

This is a historic post. Why? B/c it's my first post as a 31 year
old, a newly minted 31 y/o. Yes today is my birthday and I do
sincerely appreciate everyone who has sent me birthday wishes. So I
was thinking that I should do something for all (probably 2 or 3 at
most) of the loyal readers of the Shangbert blog. Below is my gift to
the readership!

Let me explain. I've posted about haircuts in China a few times, and
have bitched and whined about it even more on Facebook. Even though
the haircuts here are cheap about 10 kuai (around $1.30), the barbers
are terrible. I've always kinda wanted a mohawk, just to see what
it'd look like. I tried the feaux-hawk awhile back but couldn't
really rock it too much. Could you imagine sporting the feaux-hawk
while serving as school board president and trying to run a hectic
school board meeting? Yeah probably wasn't gonna work. So hey it's
my birthday weekend and I needed a haircut anyways, so why the heck
not. Enjoy!